You are George Walker Bush! You are the most powerful man in the world, which leaves you little time to think for yourself. Fortunately, you have your friends to think for you!
My latest issue of Cycle Canada (a fantastic motorcycle magazine - better than most of its US Counterparts) arrived by mail today.
Last month one of their Editors Piero Zambotti was killed while testing a Honda Goldwing (for those unfamiliar this bike is the Lincoln Navigator of the bike world).
Eerily there are articles in the magazine written by Piero for this issue that obviously were written just before his death.
" Your soul is bound to the Tenth Totem, Yen: The Snake.
Yen appears as a vermillion colored cobra. He embodies passion, rapture, zeal, and desire. He is associated with the color vermillion, the season of summer, and the element of fire. His downfall is indulgence.
You are most compatible with Bears and White Stags.
Plenty of people have been wearing themselves (and their fingers) out looking for the supposed sex tape of heiress Paris Hilton.
For those out of the loop Hilton's boyfriend - or ex boyfriend has apparently made public a tape of him having sex with America's version of Marie Antoinette. Supposedly it is of poor quality but The Scrolldownhas helpfully transcribed the tape so now you can imagine what it is really like in your own technicolour mind.
Soundtrack suggestion - "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" by Good Charlotte.
Both song and probably the video (the paris hilton one I mean) can be found via Kazaa I am sure.
